He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is the high leading the old right now
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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