it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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