just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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