All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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