gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I need a hoe opinion
go on
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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