I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
