That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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