I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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