Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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