well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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