no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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