so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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