do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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