you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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