He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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