i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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