Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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