Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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