If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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