Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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