I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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