Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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