Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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