I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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