doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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