4 words: hood of his car
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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