One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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