Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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