So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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