youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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