What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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