Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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