She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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