Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I want a musical about memes.
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