Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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