I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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