I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
