Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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