Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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