you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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