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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(609): View more from New Jersey

is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.

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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..

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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget

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Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...

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I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see

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