is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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