tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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