No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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