And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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