Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
No more Irish car bombs ever.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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