How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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