I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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