i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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