do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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