Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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