Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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