yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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