When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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