Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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